Very Tall Gay Danny and Very Tiny Gay Laura
i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge
i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”
no i dont want to be remembered for this
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u know all this tension on carmilla is great and all but like where are my ‘holy crap you’re safe thank god— oh shit i just kissed you and now it’s awkward’ kisses
or ‘fuck it you think im killing people and i need to show you that im actually a decent person’ kisses
or beTTER YET ‘OH SHIT WE FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE CAMERA AND NOW THERE’S LIKE AN HOUR OF US KISSING ON HERE SHIT’
i just want kisses tbh
if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid
but what if you were adopted
I’m not up on the whole genetics thing
if you’re adopted you still have to have biological ancestors right
I’m not like other girls!XD
I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.
Oh my god, i hate sluts!
Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird.
All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.
willow-jessica-cosima says: pssst. cosima says you're really beautiful and helena really likes your hairs. pass this on to five people on your dash that you feel the same way about.
yessss thank, casually gonna go send this to five people
Anonymous says: It wouldn't be a secret anymore if I told you!? She's beautiful & brilliant. How's that? -H.H.
That’s true. it wouldn’t be. but it could be a secret between us!
but let’s be serious, all of my friends are beautiful and brilliant, so that doesn’t really narrow it down.
Anonymous says: Are you gay?