Teleported to the Clonepocalypse

Lauren. 20.
Mainly an Orphan Black blog.
I run shitmyroom8says with my roommate

color palette, inspired by: my soul

sharkodactyl:

smells like eyeshadow and anger

morgue-legs:

i saw a woman today who looked exactly like that titty malaysia woman from orphan black

ccosimaa:

yeah nice 2 meet u 2

funny-text-posts:

Part 2 of my favourite text posts

polyverse:

My feminist rants drive all the boys from the yard.

Damn right

Get off my land you little shits.

i-effed-it-all-up:

i love how nobody was offended by that person calling tmas “titty malaysia” and instead clone club has made it into a fandom inside joke

tatianosima:

alisonisthegreateststar:

The cloneclub’s had some memorable evenings, some planned and some accidental:

  • the tatianapocalypse
  • the hellapocalypse
  • the alexandrepocalypse
  • the clonepocalypse

and now:

  • the tittymalaysiapocalypse
Don’t forget:
  • the 90s-slow-jams-pocalypse
  • the punpocalypse
❝ Excuse me, what the dickens, you silly tit. This is my biology, this is my decision; pack a bag we leave Tuesday. ❞

- If there had to be only one line said in episode one.  (via cloneclubbing-with-helena)

crazyhamlet:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

Army brats learn reeaaaalll early how to pack nice and small by rolling everything

glassesanddreads:

titty malaysia everyone…

fluoroid:

linguisticsyall:

romancingthelanguages:

“Shit It’s raining”

I can’t think of a better thing to put on an umbrella.

love the french

genderphobia:

raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

image

he needs to teach me his ways

viwan themes