are you okay?
are you okay?
Obviously this isn’t Sarah or Cosima…
It’s Nadia, the new clone introduced in Parks & Recreations
(Seriousy, did anyone believe that whole “Doctors Without Borders” excuse? Sounds like code for “secret clone club meeting” to me.)
Same as my tumblr (swordguard). Go, go, go, anon! Add me to the steam! (and everyone else. srsly. go add me)
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
don’t know what to get me for christmas? video games
don’t know what to get me for my birthday? video games
don’t know what to give out for halloween? fuck candy, give video games
don’t know what to give me for anniversaries? video games
don’t know what to get me for valentine’s day? video games
don’t know what to get me for a baby shower? fuck babies, video games
don’t know what to get me for my 80th birthday? video games
Do any of you guys have steam accounts? Because we should totally be friends on steam. My only friends are my brOTHERS. I NEED MORE FRIENDS, YOU GUYS.
If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys
I wasn’t lying
Building an Abolitionist Trans & Queer Movement with Everything We’ve Got
from Captive Genders (eds. Stanley and Smith) (2011) by Morgan Bassichis, Alex Lee, and Dean Spade.
this makes me want to cry, it is really nice & succinct & explains so much of what i am constantly trying to argue with friends/family.
STILL ONE OF MY FAVORITE VINES. MY MOM AND I LAUGHED AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES.
Holy fuck. I never really understood how they caught birds before, I assumed they had to sneak up on them.
How was this even caught on camera?
Fantastic gifs from Inside the Labyrinth - you can’t beat Bowie being all paternal with a little baby.
Please if anyone has a heart, get a link to the footage on this post somewhere. I beg of you.
Oh hai young Dave Goelz!
Taylor Swift vs. Avril Lavigne - We are Complicated
#Taylor’s widely acknowledged around town as the ‘good girl’ #Avril’s from the wrong side of the tracks #natural opposites that get paired as partners for a chemistry project #what starts out as schoolwork becomes something more as the girls slowly fall for each other #but there’s trouble in paradise when Avril realizes Taylor’s needy for attention and Taylor thinks Avril’s too edgy #a fight breaks out and the two break it off #Act 1 ends with them storming away from each other to opposite sides of the stage #Taylor sings of how through she is with Avril #and Avril is furious at Taylor for being so complicated
"Take off all your preppy clothes" omfg its so perfect leav e me to die
Let’s play the “how long ‘till I regret having drawn this” game
First time I reblogged this was MONTHS ago and I still listen to it regularly, and also think about writing a teenage lesbian jukebox musical very often.
I don’t like either song but somehow… together…
ok but imagine 5’10” taylor swift and 5’1” avril lavigne together